A funny Story

My mom passed me this story. It is funny so I want to share with all of you!


I was testing the children

in my Sunday school class


to see if they understood the concept
of getting to heaven.


I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car,


had a big garage sale


and gave all my money

to the church,

Would that get me into Heaven?'



'NO!' the children answered.


'If I cleaned the church every day,


mowed the yard,

and kept everything neat and tidy,
would that get me into Heaven?'



Again, the answer was, 'NO!'


By now I was starting to smile.


Hey, this was fun!


'Well, then, if I was kind to animals


and gave candy


to all the children,



and loved my husband,


would that get me into Heaven?'


I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, 'NO!'


I was just bursting with pride for them.
'Well,' I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'

A five-year-old boy shouted out,


'YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.'



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